This is my 100% satirical plan to make sure every human has a place to rest their head at night. When I run for mayor in this fictional universe, this will be my campaign platform:
- Occupy all vacant houses and rental units for those who need it. In our country there are enough vacant homes to house all houseless people!
- Free housing for all!! Abolish the predatory land ownership practices of the capitalist housing market and ownership dominated by the 1%.
- Abolish private property, reclaim the commons. Sure we can all have a place to live where we keep our things and keep our families safe. The commons belongs to the people! Let’s put it to work for US!
- Become land stewards everywhere, planting seeds, re-mediating soils, reconnecting with the land under our feet and with each other.
- Decolonize all the lands and return to our rightful place as being part of the world again.